Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

tsalt

Death Valley Junction

Member Since 2003

Followers 4 Following 10

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Wednesday Dec 24, 2003

Dec 23, 2003
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Whats new out there?
Raining here in Vegas.
-------------------------------------
B-Day Sex joke

Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."
His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Adam decided to to his friend's advice.

The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," Adam replied.

"Did she like it?"

"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

Happy holidays skull

Out in LA NEXT WEEK skull
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
franandzooey:
How much does tat removal cost. Just a round about estimate, on somethin' small?
Dec 27, 2003
tsalt:
About $5k
A doctor here in Vegas did it.... He's great
Dr. Edward Zimmerman

Mind you that was for a tat that was basically a sleave from ankle to knee. It took about a year to get rid of, but you cannot see anything....

Prices are cheaper nowadays skull
Dec 27, 2003

More Blogs

  • 04.04.05
    13

    Monday Apr 04, 2005

    BACK FROM PARADISE The trip to Jamaica was great. Although it did …
  • 03.24.05
    5

    Thursday Mar 24, 2005

    Last night at work was interesting. After coming in and going over…
  • 03.23.05
    2

    Wednesday Mar 23, 2005

    What a fucked up week. My plans to heads out east for Scarlett's bir…
  • 03.16.05
    10

    Wednesday Mar 16, 2005

    "The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who…
  • 03.15.05
    4

    Tuesday Mar 15, 2005

    Work is going to be so busy over the next two weeks. Thankfully or I …
  • 03.09.05
    10

    Wednesday Mar 09, 2005

    Up and down, up and down. Thats how this week has seemed to be going…
  • 02.28.05
    6

    Monday Feb 28, 2005

    LAST DAY OF FEBRUARY! Did I ever mention that I feel overworked or a…
  • 02.21.05
    4

    Tuesday Feb 22, 2005

    I hate the rain! I ended up having to spend my weekend traveling fo…
  • 02.15.05
    11

    Tuesday Feb 15, 2005

    Yesterday was quietly rad. The day started slow and ended the same. …
  • 02.13.05
    2

    Monday Feb 14, 2005

    My back is fucking killing me................or should I say "My fuck…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
11
months
10
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,604 SuicideGirls
  • 1,114,317 followers
  • 14,958,581 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,489,121 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo