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Wednesday Dec 24, 2003

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Raining here in Vegas.
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B-Day Sex joke

Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."
His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Adam decided to to his friend's advice.

The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," Adam replied.

"Did she like it?"

"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

Happy holidays skull

Out in LA NEXT WEEK skull
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
franandzooey:
How much does tat removal cost. Just a round about estimate, on somethin' small?
Dec 27, 2003
tsalt:
About $5k
A doctor here in Vegas did it.... He's great
Dr. Edward Zimmerman

Mind you that was for a tat that was basically a sleave from ankle to knee. It took about a year to get rid of, but you cannot see anything....

Prices are cheaper nowadays skull
Dec 27, 2003

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