tsalt

Moms and Their Snooping

Three women are discussing their teenage daughters.
The first declares: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter's room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn't even know that she smoked!"

"It gets worse than that," says the second mother. "I was tidying my daughter's room last week and I found a bottle of vodka under her bed. I didn't even know that she drank!"

"Oh, it gets even worse than that," says the third mother. "I was tidying my daughter's room last week and you'll never guess what I found in her bedside cabinet: a packet of condoms!"

I didn't even know that she had a penis!

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I've decided to become a problem gambler. Sounds fun.
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It looks like I'm off to Belize in a few weeks to escape the Las Vegas winter boredom. Just for a few days but long enough to chill out.
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I remember once reading "Inside each one of us lies the path to mental peace".

I've found the path is easy to find after a couple scotch on the rocks.
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Time for a breakfast cig and a protein shake. Is it too early for a beer?

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