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I made the mistake of lending out my Alien Quadrilody to the second to last guy that I dated. He is nice, but I want it back. His name is Russ. You can tell he's nice just because his name is fucking RUSS. Actually, it wasn't really a mistake to lend it out. I was very happy to find out he was an Alien fan, but now -- he's got this adorable girlfriend and I'll bet they're sitting on the couch curled up in cute new ways making out while Sigourney is kicking alien tail in Aliens. And I'll bet she's not paying attention to the movie because he's a good kisser, and I'll bet in between kissing, he's quoting Hudson.

I think I need some Chinese food. China Panda is still open, right? Bah, you hosers don't know.

So, I don't really go out anymore -- it's Monday night and I'm not at Sacrosanct. Haven't been for like a month. I used to always go. Hmmmmm...I miss the Godfrey's days.

So, if I move, where should I go?
Italie? Le France? South Dakota? Atlantic City?
Newfoundland?

And, I'm still missing testimonials from quite a few of you fucknuts. Do me!!!!!!!!!! It can be mean -- I deserve at least one nasty one.