ok. so I'm going to move to myrtle beach and work at this restaurant named Dick's where you get paid to be an asshole to your customers. The meaner you are, the bigger the tip. You get to call them names and throw their silverware on the table. This is my kind of job. Jesus, we need one of these in Richmond. I've been waiting all my life to say "Hey bitch, whadaya want? I ain't got all day. The pepperjack bacon stack? Well, big girls have big appetites. You want cheese on those fries too, lardass?"

ps- I'm not really moving, guys. Some of your comments lead me to believe that you think I am. It's a lot like saying "I'm going to move to France because they let you drink underage." Not true, guys. Jesus..........

what are you? In kindergarten?