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My apologies to assorted people I've wronged.

~Daddy, I'm sorry I fucked off in college on your dime.

~Grocery Store, I'm sorry I stole over 10,000 dollars from you. Wait, no I'm not.

~Everyone, I'm sorry I'm always late.

~Everyone, I'm sorry I'm always broke.

~Whitman, I'm sorry I misquoted you that one time in 11th grade.

~Puddy and Holler, I'm sorry I buy generic catfood sometimes.

~Housemates, I'm sorry I'm a slob sometimes.

~Dave, I'm sorry I called you stupid. That was my anger speaking. Everything else was true.

~Raquel, I'm sorry I called you a loser. That was my anger speaking also. You are not a loser by any means.

~Will, I'm sorry I turned you into a chain smoker.

~Kyle, I'm sorry about all the stress you experience.

~Justin, I'm sorry my cats are shitting in your cat's litter box. I'll clean it.

~Russ, I'm sorry I left a bad taste in your mouth. You are a fucking awesome person and I miss hanging out.

~Wayne, I'm sorry I don't write.

~Jake, I'm sorry I called you shallow. You are not shallow. And I'm also sorry I didn't say goodbye to you before you left Richmond

~Brandon, Rodney, etc, I'm sorry I never answer my phone. It's nothing personal.

~Jonny, also sorry I'm so hard to get in touch with. I love the band and what we do. I'll TRY to be better.

~Adam (my brother), I'm sorry that I was born cooler than you.

~RCA, Epic, Dreamworks, I'm sorry you haven't discovered me yet. Keep trying.

and most of all, Maudlin the Mouse, where most of my guilt lies......

I'm so sorry I didn't get you a cage with bars that were closer together when I realized the first time that you could escape with a little effort. If I had remedied the problem, you wouldn't have gotten out and my cats wouldn't have played you to death. I miss you.