Well, the Bot is back from our mini-sprint of a tour (Philly, Baltimore, Bay City [Michigan], and NYC). Thanks so much to Sarcastro, Cheech, and Polisciguy for coming to the Baltimore show. And to my former bass player, Colleen, and her fiance Mark for coming. Also, thanks to Caleb, Thomas, and Hedon for coming to support in NYC (and for BEING our crowd). Thanks to the kids in Bay City for being fucking wonderful. Thanks to Tubring, Retardo-Bot, Karmellas Game, Full Minute of Mercury, Mini Band, and all of the other bands that we played with that I cant remember. It was a great time. The guys talked about shitting, farting, and laminating (ask if you must know) more than I can express, but the bathroom talk is starting to grow on me. Maybe soon Ill be just as crass. Doubtful though. Pictures of our dumb asses on the road will be posted on the site soon (rockbot.net), but Ill let you know when they go up. Hilarity. Looking forward to doing it all again very soon. We are cancelling the Spartanburg, SC date, and the next Bot appearance will be May 1st in NYC at the Ultrasound Lounge. We also will be playing in Richmond on May 20th with the uber-talented and fun Karmellas Game, so if youre local, I expect to see you there.

Now if youll excuse me, I have to go sleep in my OWN bed! Yea! But Ill leave you with three indisputable facts

1. The opposite of reliable is Mapquest.
2. Carbohydrates are everywhere.
3. If you look like us, it is not easy to get a hotel in Bay City, MI.