There's a 6 foot giant inflatable Papio Carbernet Sauvignon bottle at my store. It appeared tonight like a blessing from the gods. I want it more than I've ever wanted anything. Is this obsession? I have visions of floating down the James River atop my giant inflatable Cabernet Sauvignon bottle, whilst actually drunk to a fault on Cabernet Sauvignon.
I met a boy tonight who is the proud owner of a giant inflatable pizza slice. We are going to tie our sundry goods together and float along down the currents into holy malnutritious matrimony.
I met a boy tonight who is the proud owner of a giant inflatable pizza slice. We are going to tie our sundry goods together and float along down the currents into holy malnutritious matrimony.
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It isn't that parents can't teach us anything -- but they can't teach us what our lives are supposed to be. We have to figure that out ourselves.