i am in the process of developing a ridiculously huge crush on my new coworker. she:
*is blonde! (see "what gets me hot")
*has her lip pierced! (again, see "what gets me hot")
*is learning swedish!!
*laughs at my jokes, even the retarded ones!
*is probably straight as hell, dammit. and i work with her. : (
i've had crushes on coworkers before, but this is different. so different.
another good note: my mom appeared at my work today. i'm so excited that i can get to know her again, that one half of my beginnings will no longer be such a mystery.
i also had the most mesmerizing 10 minute conversation with a stranger last night about My Secret. the "mesmerizing" part of it was undoubtedly facillitated by the alcohol i had consumed, but she just drew me into her world completely. she scared and thrilled me at the same time. when she stopped and said she had to go, i felt like i had just been spat out of that other world she had created by her words.
*is blonde! (see "what gets me hot")
*has her lip pierced! (again, see "what gets me hot")
*is learning swedish!!
*laughs at my jokes, even the retarded ones!
*is probably straight as hell, dammit. and i work with her. : (
i've had crushes on coworkers before, but this is different. so different.
another good note: my mom appeared at my work today. i'm so excited that i can get to know her again, that one half of my beginnings will no longer be such a mystery.
i also had the most mesmerizing 10 minute conversation with a stranger last night about My Secret. the "mesmerizing" part of it was undoubtedly facillitated by the alcohol i had consumed, but she just drew me into her world completely. she scared and thrilled me at the same time. when she stopped and said she had to go, i felt like i had just been spat out of that other world she had created by her words.
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as for the serious crush...hmmm, i always just tell them i'm into them, but in the work vein...that takes alot more tact. the best thing is probably what i never do...wait it out. ask her out for coffee or beer and see where it leads....
well, i will restrain from saying further since now i have to except the sad fate of having lost you as my crush
have a great weekend!
we're getting sick of the stars
and the constant reinvention
of the peach.
and now that we can reach
eachother
we don't know when we'll see
eachother
again.
let's be
like everybody else:
not a furnance to be fed
not a cow barn to be mucked out.
let's die
with our secrets.