tryptamine_____

i'm just barely scraping the surface here, but:


i'm a small girl (5'1" and about 115 lbs.) with a big ego and badass attitude to compensate. i've been told i'm really cute by so many people that i've almost come to believe it. i'm an optimist. i can charm the pants off of almost anyone, both literally and figuratively, and do so about once a week. i will never grow up, i will merely increase in age. in fact, i often compare myself to either my father or a toddler, which is about the same thing. i do keep to myself and rarely say exactly what i'm thinking (because i think too much), unless i'm drunk or out with a bunch of friends. at the same time, if i want something, i will ask for it, and i don't know how to tell a proper lie. playful mind-fucks are better than actual sex and i enjoy drugs, but not addictions. i at least bothered to write complete sentences, even if some of them are run-on sentences! earn my trust, and you will always get my forgiveness. i'm anal retentive about insignificant things, like spelling, and will analyze things and people to bits. i'm afraid of a lot of things (heights, all strange dogs except pit bulls, dark alleyways, death, life, getting messy, beautiful girls, fire, etc.) but i won't let that stop me, and am in fact drawn to the very things that frighten me. if you can keep up with me mentally, i'll love you forever, even when you get all cute 'n' chubby from all of my cooking. i'm good at telling stories and great with comebacks, especially sarcastic ones. in fact, i'm collecting all of the strange and wonderful things that i have heard about or that have happened to me as fodder for all of the novels i'm going to write when i'm old (if i ever reach "old") i love learning.

i'm looking for a girl who can get along with almost anyone, and thus has a variety of strange and interesting friends of her own. someone who will 'expand my horizons' by dragging me out of the house now and then. she'll be smart, because smart = hot! she can debate serious issues as well as make ridiculous jokes and won't mind that i can find at least one thing humorous in the most somber situations. honesty is vital! being late all the time just makes me tense, so she'll try not to be. she'll be able to seduce me now, and keep seducing me for the rest of my life. she will encourage me no matter how ridiculous my dreams are. she'll give me a funny look when i'm acting wierd but then take that opportunity to show me how cute she thinks i am. she'll be romantic without being cheesy (cuz if she was cheesy, i'd laugh, and that would probably hurt her feelings.) also, someone who knows what i mean when i say i'm a taurus-gemini cusp with mercury in gemini in the 12th house, or is at least interested enough to listen to me explain it.