I have got to have the worst luck on the planet. I actually get a date last night after work, and I'm trying like hell to finish up my last car so I can get home and get ready. The car I'm working on is kinda old, and has been sitting a while. Spider webs and bugs all over this thing. I'm under the car, when I feel something fall on my head followed by a burning sensation. I got stung by a fucking bee!
My head immediately starts to swell up, and I start to get nautious. So now I'm thinking... oh great. The one time I have something to do, and a woman to go out with, I'm going to look like the elephant man.
Swelling went down a little bit and it wasn't very visible so I decided to go anyway. Date went very well, and we made plans to see eachother again tonight... but... when I wake up this morning my forehead is swollen to the point where I can't open my right eye all the way. Had to call off work so I can go to the doctor and try to get this swelling to go down.
I don't even want to leave the house at this point. Doesn't hurt anymore, but I look like a freak! And not in a good way!
My head immediately starts to swell up, and I start to get nautious. So now I'm thinking... oh great. The one time I have something to do, and a woman to go out with, I'm going to look like the elephant man.
Swelling went down a little bit and it wasn't very visible so I decided to go anyway. Date went very well, and we made plans to see eachother again tonight... but... when I wake up this morning my forehead is swollen to the point where I can't open my right eye all the way. Had to call off work so I can go to the doctor and try to get this swelling to go down.
I don't even want to leave the house at this point. Doesn't hurt anymore, but I look like a freak! And not in a good way!
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nocturnal_dalle:
Congrats on the date, at least you looked fine for the actual event! There is some luck going your way, right? A bee sting on my finger swells to my bicep, so at least you're not me. Even better that you have a second date. The best things in my life usually start with a crisis. Isn't life sweet? Hope the 2nd date went well.
benci:
hey! how'd it turn out?