bear with me to the end here folks. its time to lose some steam.
so, im here to pick a few bones as it were. pick some bones about... DRIVING!
1)i get that you want a good look at the back of my head, but fuck off. give me some room in case i have to stop for a kitten. furthermore, you can FUCK right off with bright lights at 6 am in the morning. i get you're a little tired, and i'll excuse it out in the country, but once we hit the city, turn the fucking things off or i will beat you do death if i ever see you walking the street.
2) during rushhour, accept that you are going to go slower than normal. it happens. we can't really change the amount of traffic the main arteries are going to have. however, we can leave lots of room in front of us so people can merge without having to slam on the breaks stopping all the other lanes. also, don't wait until theres only 10 m left until your on ramp to move three lanes. fucking do it far ahead in enough you aren't being a jackass. driving isnt hard. just put some forethought into it .
3) if you ever honk your horn at me because you think im not going fast enough, or waiting until the next car passes before scooting into an intersection, fuck off. i'm smarter than you are, and i am a better driver. it's a scientific fact.
haha. ok, so now that the rant is over... it's my birthday sunday. and to celebrate, i think i should have a weekend of indulgence. so, to this effect im going to get drunk on thursday, friday, and saturday evening.
saturday evening is going to be good. round after round of flip cup action (join the revolution bitches) followed by going out the heart and crown. for anyone that lives in ottawa, you should totally come. even if you only come to give me a high five. it would still be totally awesome. also, if you are a girl and want to give me kisses, im open to that. dudes, 50 dollar bills are a good substitute here.
ottawa is an awesome place to walk around on autumn afternoons. i (heart) it.
anyways. hope you all had a good thanksgiving. see ya round you clowns.
so, im here to pick a few bones as it were. pick some bones about... DRIVING!
1)i get that you want a good look at the back of my head, but fuck off. give me some room in case i have to stop for a kitten. furthermore, you can FUCK right off with bright lights at 6 am in the morning. i get you're a little tired, and i'll excuse it out in the country, but once we hit the city, turn the fucking things off or i will beat you do death if i ever see you walking the street.
2) during rushhour, accept that you are going to go slower than normal. it happens. we can't really change the amount of traffic the main arteries are going to have. however, we can leave lots of room in front of us so people can merge without having to slam on the breaks stopping all the other lanes. also, don't wait until theres only 10 m left until your on ramp to move three lanes. fucking do it far ahead in enough you aren't being a jackass. driving isnt hard. just put some forethought into it .
3) if you ever honk your horn at me because you think im not going fast enough, or waiting until the next car passes before scooting into an intersection, fuck off. i'm smarter than you are, and i am a better driver. it's a scientific fact.
haha. ok, so now that the rant is over... it's my birthday sunday. and to celebrate, i think i should have a weekend of indulgence. so, to this effect im going to get drunk on thursday, friday, and saturday evening.
saturday evening is going to be good. round after round of flip cup action (join the revolution bitches) followed by going out the heart and crown. for anyone that lives in ottawa, you should totally come. even if you only come to give me a high five. it would still be totally awesome. also, if you are a girl and want to give me kisses, im open to that. dudes, 50 dollar bills are a good substitute here.
ottawa is an awesome place to walk around on autumn afternoons. i (heart) it.
anyways. hope you all had a good thanksgiving. see ya round you clowns.
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vancleef:
happy bday
kalina:
Happy Birthday Hon!
Happy Birthday Hon!