trucker_fiction

so i'm still here... i don't really feel like updating my journal right now, but it's been a little while, and things are happening, clocks are ticking, gears a grinding. first, the news.

i am going to bartending school next week, so that will be a good thing... namely, getting off my ass and doing something during the day. collecting money from the government is nice, but during the day, i really prefer to be outside doing something, building a house, digging a ditch, skateboarding, SOMETHING, you know? so the bartending school should be good for me.

abandoned BBQ:



in other news, my car's windsheild is cracked... from one of those asshole trucks that flies down I-5 spraying rocks and other debris out of the back.

Dear Mr Anonymous Asshole Truck Driver,
Thank you for putting a rock through my windshield. That was so courteous the way you cut me off. Next time, I'll just run my car off the road for you and save you the trouble, shall I?
Thanks,
Trucker_Fiction



"How am I driving? like an asshole! You should have seen that black mustang I ran off the road.... heh heh heh...."

Furthermore....

I've got my apartment at ISU set, so I now have a place to live when I return to the frozen tundra that is Illinois. Of course, it will be June when I return there, so the weather will be quite pleasant.

I also have a job as a bike messenger lined up for the summer, so to prepare myself, i've purchased this



a 22 oz Estwing Framing Hammer. This is a very valuable tool to carry with you on a bike while riding around downtown Chicago armed with only a messenger bag and a two-way radio.

Anyways... that's it for now. I may add more later.