There, no one can complain about me not commenting in their journals bc I think I finally got to everyone, SO STOP BITCHING ABOUT IT!
My hunny had a job interview today, was told that all went EXTREMELY well and that he'd be a perfect fit for the company, but the guy has to send all the info to whoever does the hiring, but he says he's going to put in a good word for Joe. *crosses fingers*
If we don't come up with $229 by Saturday our cell phones are going to be shut off for good. *sigh*
Saturday is the big dinner for Joe's fraternity. I'm gonna look sooooo hott! I can't wait!!!
Hoping to get into college again. I'm sick of sitting on my fat ass all the time (ok ok I'm not fat I weigh 112, but you get my point)
Love is a wonderful thing. Once you find that special someone, you'll realize that sex isn't everything. As a matter of fact, if you get that special someone, you won't want sex. I realized that with my hunny. I'm glad that we've built our relationship on love. Sex doesn't mean a damn thing to me anymore. Remember this everyone, sex is not love, love is not sex. I learned this the hard way. Making love is different from just plain old sex and I'm glad that I woke up and saw that. I just thought that I'd share this with everyone.
Big shout out to Lecia just bc you're one of my closest friends and I love ya!
And great BIG hugs to MetalEric: I know what you're going through right now sucks ass and you deserve big hugs and kisses so....*HUGS* and *KISSES*
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I got this via email...thought it was cute so I'll share:
Stupid is as stupid does
case you needed further proof that the human race is
doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label
instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No
purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like
regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving
suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be
hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron
clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a
car or operate machinery after taking this
medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5
year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or
outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for
the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts --
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this
garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for
this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop
chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening
somewhere?)
My hunny had a job interview today, was told that all went EXTREMELY well and that he'd be a perfect fit for the company, but the guy has to send all the info to whoever does the hiring, but he says he's going to put in a good word for Joe. *crosses fingers*
If we don't come up with $229 by Saturday our cell phones are going to be shut off for good. *sigh*
Saturday is the big dinner for Joe's fraternity. I'm gonna look sooooo hott! I can't wait!!!
Hoping to get into college again. I'm sick of sitting on my fat ass all the time (ok ok I'm not fat I weigh 112, but you get my point)
Love is a wonderful thing. Once you find that special someone, you'll realize that sex isn't everything. As a matter of fact, if you get that special someone, you won't want sex. I realized that with my hunny. I'm glad that we've built our relationship on love. Sex doesn't mean a damn thing to me anymore. Remember this everyone, sex is not love, love is not sex. I learned this the hard way. Making love is different from just plain old sex and I'm glad that I woke up and saw that. I just thought that I'd share this with everyone.
Big shout out to Lecia just bc you're one of my closest friends and I love ya!
And great BIG hugs to MetalEric: I know what you're going through right now sucks ass and you deserve big hugs and kisses so....*HUGS*
and *KISSES*
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I got this via email...thought it was cute so I'll share:
Stupid is as stupid does
case you needed further proof that the human race is
doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label
instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No
purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like
regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving
suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be
hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron
clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a
car or operate machinery after taking this
medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5
year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or
outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for
the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts --
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this
garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for
this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop
chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening
somewhere?)
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OMG. thoes lables are so funny. WTF..do not stop chainsaw with hands or GENITALS?!? WTF. hahahaha. you know someone had to do that for them to put that on there. lol.