trouble_

This shit is confusing.
So my ex called me, and asked if I was going to this club tonight.
And I was like Well no.. I hadn't planned on it as.. NOBODY INVITES ME CAUSE OF YOU.
Well I didn't say that.. I said I had no funds.
And he says "Well me neither.. but I'm going..."
And I'm like alright well have fun.
Then I sit there and I'm like what in the fuck?
I call him back and ask if he was asking cause he doesn't want to run into me, or because he wants to see me there?
He apparently has no answer to this question, cause it is far too fucking complex. Ahem.
And then I'm like "okay nevermind, sorry I asked. have fun"
and he starts to get all bitchy! He's like "don't call me back"
And I'm like WELL SORREE motherfucker. I didn't realize its such a crime to call to clear up a call that you made in the first fucking place.
And he's all "bye" and I'm like "yer a fucking dickhole fucker" and he's like "bye"
Why.. why?!?! Why in the fuck did this conversation have to take place?? I'd really like to know. If you don't want to fucking talk to me.. Don't goddamn call me. I feel like going just to piss him off, fucker.
Ahem.. anyways...
I feel weird. My life is weird.
And I need cash. Badly. So badly.
I also really feel like getting some new ink and piercings really bad. I would love a day just getting some shit done chilling around the shop. Honestly.
GET ME SOME WORK! PLEASE.
I start school next fucking tuesday. Someone fucking shoot me. Honestly. I don't want to. But atleast it gives me something to do... Fuck.
Anyways, I'm watching MadTV
So I think we should all be merry and forget about what kinda retard douche bags ex boyfriends can be and watch some fucking tv.
And, I'm cutting down smoking. I went from a pack a day to smoking only 3!! High fiiiiiiveee!!!!


EDITED TO ADD:
guess who just called again?
HAHAHA HAAA HA
They got the date of their stupid party wrong. Dumbass fucking drug addict dumbasses.
HAHAHA oh I love me.