One of the (many) things that gets on my nerves is when religious types say things like "Praise God' or "Thank You Jesus" everytime something good happens, or something goes their way. Some one could lose their keys tearing up the whole house looking for them, and when they find the keys on the table next to the door they say, "Praise God." Like God is somehow responsible for you finding your keys. God did not reach his hand into the depths of hell to find your keys. You found them right where you left them, you dumbass. Just say "sweet" or "right on" the next time you find your keys and say "Praise God" the next time God makes a blind man see or a lame man walk.
penina:
I say "Jesus Christ!" every time I get pissed...and I'm jewish.
