trouble007

I have never, in my life, seen a store busier than the apple store at the mall. I recently took my imac in for repair and both time I was in there (drop off/pick up) it was packed. There were little kids running everywhere, pounding on the display keyboards etc. Oh!! And its the largest concentration of nerds Ive seen outside of a Comic Book...
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Its only May and Im already hating the heat. Its going to be a miserable hot summer. I guess I'll have to hangout by the pool and drink cold beer everyday, maybe not so miserable after all.

Every birthday just seems more and more depressing. Im 29 today, 365 more days til Im 30. Yay (*shows thumbs down). I dont really have anything to complain about I guess, I have a great job that I love, a great girl that I love, I think Im set. So Im not going to let my age get to me. Im going to think positive,...
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The courtesy wave is dead. I was stuck in traffic today (like I am everyday) and I graceously let 6 different cars, at different times, get over into my lane in front of me. Did I get a courteous wave telling me thanks for letting them over? Hell no I didnt. What is with these people? Im not letting anyone into my lane ever again.

I went snowboarding last weekend and finally got enough courage to try the terrain park. I fell a few times and survived a few times. Its on for next year! Im not going to rest until Im tricking off of every rail on the mountain and doing back flips tweny feet in the air. Until that happens this is the best I can do.

I wonder if cops find cell phones halfway through a text message when investigating crashes. On my way home from work today I almost got sideswiped, and another car did a swerve and recover move in front of me (at seperate times and different drivers). A gave the stink eye to both as I passed them and they were both mid-text. If you are going...
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It's nice to see that you are still attractive to the opposite sex. I was at the grocery store earlier and I got the "fuck me" eyes from the hot cashier. She noticed me three customers back and kept glancing at me as she helped other customers. When I got to the front of the line she looked me up and down and gave me...
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I hate to say phrases that make me sound old, like when your grandparents used to talk about how they remember when the television was first invented and how every family only had one. So here is my complaint, I spend $63 yesterday to fill my truch up with gas. 63 FUCKIN DOLLARS! It was $3.59 a gallon. I remember when I was 18 I...
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In December my best friend came to Sac for a visit and brought his six month old son with him. We went to the downtown mall and I got my first experience having a child strapped to me as I strolled through the stores. I felt like a suicide bomber with a ticking time bomb on my chest. Its sort of appropriate since a baby...
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Do Not try to take your contacts out when you are drunk. It feels like the corn scene in Life Stinks. I was pushing the contact in my right eye around for like ten minutes.

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Im so over this cold weather. Granted, im stoked that I got to go snowboarding twice this year already. Im just tired of waking up in the morning and it being so fucking cold.

GRRRR!!!