tronheartsxanax

i bought these fingerless gloves on sale today. they're called 'harbingers' because they harbinge the asskicking of you by me. when i put them on my buffness attribute score triples, and i can't not flex. i've decided that i'm just dan with the gloves off, but with the gloves on my new nickname is THE FACTORY. it sounds nice and industrial. plus, when someone asks me what i manufacture i can respond with 'the misalignment of your face chakra.'
true.