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i was thinking the other day that plays need safety words. well you know how some people derive sexual pleasure from being beaten, tortured, and whatnot? well of course they like to protest just as any normal person would, saying things like 'no, not the fireplace poker!' anyhow, they always have a safety word so that when some guy says 'alickyboomboomdown' you know to stop...
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i bought these fingerless gloves on sale today. they're called 'harbingers' because they harbinge the asskicking of you by me. when i put them on my buffness attribute score triples, and i can't not flex. i've decided that i'm just dan with the gloves off, but with the gloves on my new nickname is THE FACTORY. it sounds nice and industrial. plus, when someone asks...
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for those of you not on iam...
john and i have a giant whiteboard that we do all of our \m/ath on. we also have lots of the kind of dry erase markers that you can take the cap off of and stick in the bum of the marker. today i made all of the markers engage in bumsexing, to use the parlance of our...
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