I thought my monitor's screen sucked, then I realized that I just needed to wipe the dust off the screen. 
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There was a man who had a face
That looked a lot like me
I saw him in the mirror and
I fought him in the street
And when he turned away
I shot him in the head
Then I came to realize
I had killed myself
That looked a lot like me
I saw him in the mirror and
I fought him in the street
And when he turned away
I shot him in the head
Then I came to realize
I had killed myself
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caffeineheadache:
have you ever heard sunshower....?
caffeineheadache:
sorry, that song is better than any song on his solo...except maybe "end of the world."
With the semester now drawing to a close--or suffering a slow death, depending on your circumstances--the time has come to confront some serious stress: Christmas with your family. Sure, Christmas is supposed to be all about family togetherness, peace on earth, goodwill towards men, and other such nonsense, but were all familiar with the baffling ordeal that is the holiday season. After all, they dont...
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tiamat:
merry x-mas!!! safe travelling. 
fox1:
good luck. happy new year.
Semester.
Is.
Over.
Is.
Over.
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er:
even 500 letters from those who weren't there, don't know me in real life, and have no reason to believe i'm telling the truth?
just playing devil's advocate, i *do* like the idea.
thanks
just playing devil's advocate, i *do* like the idea.
thanks
kingcrac:
I like it when a person pays attention to the fine details of my statements. Let's be friends!
Don't expect too much from me,
Perfection is no test for me
Because the best I've ever been
Is just like you, a human being
Perfection is no test for me
Because the best I've ever been
Is just like you, a human being
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unnecessaryz:
What's been going on, sucka'? I feel like you've been quiet lately. Although I have the feeling that saying you've been quiet is like saying Howard the Duck is the best movie of all time.
tiamat:
i am not human
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer. 
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tiamat:
dance dance dance!
dogslife:
A phoenix? You flatter me. I was thinking more along the lines of, "like a stunned sparrow from the lawn..."
Remember Sammy Jenkis.
lemonkid:
Sorry I need to go get a tattoo to remember that..
someozone:
H.M.
E.P.
mmm... carrie-anne moss
E.P.
mmm... carrie-anne moss
I'm just a baby who looks like a boy.
tiamat:
would you liked some warm milk? 
Heres another reason why peer-edits suck.
On one we did a couple of weeks ago, this girl writes something to effect that that paper didnt sound like my previous ones. That and a slightly faulty point of view gets me accused of plagiarism.
Which is especially annoying because the individual who left the comment isnt exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. Also, it amazes...
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On one we did a couple of weeks ago, this girl writes something to effect that that paper didnt sound like my previous ones. That and a slightly faulty point of view gets me accused of plagiarism.
Which is especially annoying because the individual who left the comment isnt exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. Also, it amazes... Read More
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elixa:
It's not unusual to feel insulted when having the integrity of your work questioned. Now I would take this to an extreme as I am by nature a writer. I think it would have been neat for you to publish it either online or some pleace else as to display it quite openly declaring your art.
Perhaps the next paper to be turned in should be on the literary value of experimenting with different writing styles. Add a dedication to the professor and thank him for motivating you to be a more unpredictable writer as to make an example that it is harshly and needlessly ignorant to make accusations in the face of expanded creativity.
Perhaps the next paper to be turned in should be on the literary value of experimenting with different writing styles. Add a dedication to the professor and thank him for motivating you to be a more unpredictable writer as to make an example that it is harshly and needlessly ignorant to make accusations in the face of expanded creativity.
ophelia:
I tuck amazingly well, giving the impression that I'm female, when really I'm a man.
So now you know.
So now you know.
What is the deal with English profs? Why are they all so hell-bent on group discussions and "peer-editing"? What exactly am I supposed to learn from a bunch of people who can't figure out how to use an apostrophe? Who need things spelled out for them in no uncertain terms?
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tiamat:
i hate peer editing. my essays are good. i know they are good otherwise my grades wouldn't rock. i don't need some first or second year to critique my shit. grrrr..
unnecessaryz:
Peer editing is good because people are always better at critiquing other's work than they are their own. You can learn so much from a person who wants to sound smart.
I do speak a lot of mojado spanish. And my name muzencab is a Mayan god of rising and bees. I really dig the mayans. Any body that can do the shit they did without metal is a badass in my book. I could ramble for hours. Oh fyi the mayan calandar (the most acurate to date) ends in 2012. So have as much fun until then. I say this because those fuckers were just as precise as we are today.
Well vato I gots ta eat.
adios