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Now, I might not be the sharpest dresser in the room
And I might not know how to look a girl in the eye
I might not have the right pick-up lines
But I'll tell you what I got:
You see, when I was growin' up
I got the inside scoop, I used to watch the older fellas work down the block
That's right, when...
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lotus:
hey stockwell day was my mp too! I lived in westbank.
dogslife:
Nice profile pic. Glad to see the gamma radiation's subsided in your neck of the woods.
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I don't need a big brain to have a good time...
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unravled:
I stopped before it got unreasonable.

Prom.
unravled:
But if no one purple goes, I won't go either. Guess I could drink for both of us at home again.
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I get up around seven
Get outta bed around nine
And I don't worry 'bout nothin', no
Because worryin's a waste of my, time
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unravled:
Yeah, just wait til I use my powers against you.
scopitone6248:
Classic
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Stupid Symbolic Logic exams... mad
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unravled:
Your turn!
unravled:
Ooooh, what'd you do to piss off the christians?
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I can tell you why people go insane
I can show you how you could do the same
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unravled:
Listen buddy, you can't just go poking around in people's brains without permission, you know. wink
muzencab:
Weird, ok so i was fresh out of the paint booth. A little gased yes. High maybe, but not weird.
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"I'm too young to feel so old."

Where did the last ten years go? I mean, really. If you've seen them, please call CrimeStoppers.
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muzencab:
your famous man!!! I voted you most plain. Not a bad thing I was just wondering who would understand.

You can vote for my ass. the thread is in hook up.

peas out bra.
tiamat:
i know! especially this year. time is just racing by!
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Do that stuff that yo Mama calls "smut"!
unnecessaryz:
My mom never actually used the word smut. She just called it "that you know what crap stashed in the hole in the back of my son's closet."
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All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf...
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dogslife:
Thank you. My day is made.
muzencab:
you kick ass.
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I shaved my chest for the first time the other day. I'm still not sure what to think about it. I look in the mirror and think "who let the ten-year-old in here?" It's also kind of strange having stubble on my belly.

The things I tell you people...
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unravled:
I better get invited to that party Muzencab's talking about.

There's nothing wrong with hairy chests.
unnecessaryz:
Hey, give me a break. I wrote that review before I even saw the movie. I too was crazy excited to see the inclusion of unstoppable ninjas. The movie fucked up the part about them being unstoppable though.
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You know you're a geek when you hear this on the radio:

"Tonight on Ideas, Isaiah Berlin, the greatest philosopher of liberal democracy of the twentieth century."

and you involuntarily blurt out "cool!"
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tiamat:
biggrin
unnecessaryz:
I just can't believe you managed to find a radio station that wasn't playing "Milkshake." If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you are sheltered in addition to being a geek. Happy birthday in advance, in case I happen to miss it.