troglodyte

I don't remember dreams very often, and I rarely have nightmares, but early this morning I have this dream that I'm in a cave with someone, whom I can't say, and this giant spider comes along...and I mean a giant fucking spider. I turn and run, but the guy with me says it's about to get me and I suddenly wake up flailing my arms around like crazy. If there had been someone in bed with me they would've gotten the shit smacked outta them. "Fortunately", there's never anyone in bed with me.

And I'm not even afraid of spiders. Except when they have a thorax the size of my head.