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troglodyte

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Monday Jul 26, 2004

Jul 26, 2004
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I experienced baking as a spectator sport today.

The bakery where I'm working right now is on a 25 acre orchard way out in the country. They also do a dinner theatre thing every friday, as well as catering a lunch for bicycle tour that comes every monday. Normally, there's hardly anyone around, being out in the country, but when these tours come through, it's like I'm in a fucking fishbowl. The spot where I usually work is along the outside wall with windows all across; these people come over and watch me working for a while, and they're really impressed by my mad pie-making skillz. And they don't watch me do one, they watch me do three, all quite impressed by how well I put the tops on the pies and how fast I do it--hey, you do it a few hundred times and we'll see how fast you get.

Aparently, these people were from California. It seems California tourists are easily impressed.
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lulumae:
The Notebook. Sigh. What I didn't mention was at the end of the movie, it was so corny that I actually started laughing uncontrollably. But, like, inappropriate laughing because there was death and all the women in the audience were crying and I was trying not to make any sound because I was afraid everyone would get mad. So I laughed so hard I was sure I was going to either barf or tee-tee in my pants.

So yes, I'm a chick. But a very strange one at that.
Aug 2, 2004
vader_____:
hey, it is cool to have you back man
Aug 3, 2004

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