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troglodyte

Canada

Member Since 2003

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Saturday Sep 20, 2003

Sep 20, 2003
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Today, I cleaned the apartment. I've given up trying to stay dry while cleaning the bathroom. I just do it naked now.
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My hair was long for so long that I barely remember having it short, and it's doing things I don't remember it doing before. It stands straight up. If this keeps up, when it's a bit longer I'm gonna look like the black guy on CSI.
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I'm a lazy bastard.
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I'm thinking about getting some swag. Either the long-sleeve or the hoodie.
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I have to analize Gulf War 2 for a poli-sci course and write about ideology and human rights for another. This will not be easy.
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Don't know that I will, but until I can find me
The girl who'll stay, and won't play games behind me
I'll be what I am, a solitary man
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VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
ophelia:
horny + being able to get some = smile
horny + not being able to get any = frown
Sep 24, 2003
unnecessaryz:
Being a solitary man is better for many reasons. But mainly because we get to walk around in slow motion with at least one gun in our pocket. Taken guys get to walk around in slow moving grocery lines with a shopping list in one pocket and their balls in the other.
Sep 24, 2003

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