Do that stuff that yo Mama calls "smut"!
unnecessaryz:
My mom never actually used the word smut. She just called it "that you know what crap stashed in the hole in the back of my son's closet."
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf...
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Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf...
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dogslife:
Thank you. My day is made.
muzencab:
you kick ass.
I shaved my chest for the first time the other day. I'm still not sure what to think about it. I look in the mirror and think "who let the ten-year-old in here?" It's also kind of strange having stubble on my belly.
The things I tell you people...
The things I tell you people...
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unravled:
I better get invited to that party Muzencab's talking about.
There's nothing wrong with hairy chests.
There's nothing wrong with hairy chests.
unnecessaryz:
Hey, give me a break. I wrote that review before I even saw the movie. I too was crazy excited to see the inclusion of unstoppable ninjas. The movie fucked up the part about them being unstoppable though.
You know you're a geek when you hear this on the radio:
"Tonight on Ideas, Isaiah Berlin, the greatest philosopher of liberal democracy of the twentieth century."
and you involuntarily blurt out "cool!"
"Tonight on Ideas, Isaiah Berlin, the greatest philosopher of liberal democracy of the twentieth century."
and you involuntarily blurt out "cool!"
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unnecessaryz:
I just can't believe you managed to find a radio station that wasn't playing "Milkshake." If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you are sheltered in addition to being a geek. Happy birthday in advance, in case I happen to miss it.
I thought my monitor's screen sucked, then I realized that I just needed to wipe the dust off the screen. 
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muzencab:
Ahh as in chinga tu madre. (not you)
I do speak a lot of mojado spanish. And my name muzencab is a Mayan god of rising and bees. I really dig the mayans. Any body that can do the shit they did without metal is a badass in my book. I could ramble for hours. Oh fyi the mayan calandar (the most acurate to date) ends in 2012. So have as much fun until then. I say this because those fuckers were just as precise as we are today.
Well vato I gots ta eat.
adios
I do speak a lot of mojado spanish. And my name muzencab is a Mayan god of rising and bees. I really dig the mayans. Any body that can do the shit they did without metal is a badass in my book. I could ramble for hours. Oh fyi the mayan calandar (the most acurate to date) ends in 2012. So have as much fun until then. I say this because those fuckers were just as precise as we are today.
Well vato I gots ta eat.
adios
fox1:
its called misdirection. see i get things done, its just never as much or as often as the rest of the functioning world.
There was a man who had a face
That looked a lot like me
I saw him in the mirror and
I fought him in the street
And when he turned away
I shot him in the head
Then I came to realize
I had killed myself
That looked a lot like me
I saw him in the mirror and
I fought him in the street
And when he turned away
I shot him in the head
Then I came to realize
I had killed myself
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caffeineheadache:
have you ever heard sunshower....?
caffeineheadache:
sorry, that song is better than any song on his solo...except maybe "end of the world."
With the semester now drawing to a close--or suffering a slow death, depending on your circumstances--the time has come to confront some serious stress: Christmas with your family. Sure, Christmas is supposed to be all about family togetherness, peace on earth, goodwill towards men, and other such nonsense, but were all familiar with the baffling ordeal that is the holiday season. After all, they dont...
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tiamat:
merry x-mas!!! safe travelling. 
fox1:
good luck. happy new year.
Semester.
Is.
Over.
Is.
Over.
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er:
even 500 letters from those who weren't there, don't know me in real life, and have no reason to believe i'm telling the truth?
just playing devil's advocate, i *do* like the idea.
thanks
just playing devil's advocate, i *do* like the idea.
thanks
kingcrac:
I like it when a person pays attention to the fine details of my statements. Let's be friends!
Don't expect too much from me,
Perfection is no test for me
Because the best I've ever been
Is just like you, a human being
Perfection is no test for me
Because the best I've ever been
Is just like you, a human being
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unnecessaryz:
What's been going on, sucka'? I feel like you've been quiet lately. Although I have the feeling that saying you've been quiet is like saying Howard the Duck is the best movie of all time.
tiamat:
i am not human
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer. 
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tiamat:
dance dance dance!
dogslife:
A phoenix? You flatter me. I was thinking more along the lines of, "like a stunned sparrow from the lawn..."
Remember Sammy Jenkis.
lemonkid:
Sorry I need to go get a tattoo to remember that..
someozone:
H.M.
E.P.
mmm... carrie-anne moss
E.P.
mmm... carrie-anne moss
I'm just a baby who looks like a boy.
tiamat:
would you liked some warm milk? 