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Saturday Apr 07, 2007

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Ultral Nerd Movies - head-to-head-to-head with the three titans of cinema geekness



Pros
-Has lasers.
-Val Kilmer breaks common held stereotypes of nerdishness.
-Two words: Laslow Olliefeld
-15 year old going to college, waaay before that punk Doogie.

Cons
-Suspicious lack of boobs considering they held an indoor beach party.
-Ultimate revenge popcorn based.
-Val Kilmer went on to play Iceman in the most homo-erotic film ever made (hint - Maaaaverick!)
-Mitch never gets laid.



Yay
-Two guys make a girl with their computer (and she's magic, I think).
-Chet.
-Managed to incorporate "Mad Max" scene.
-"I had a girlfriend up in Canada." - Where is the nerd/Canadian gilrfriend hot spot? (I've never found it)

Nay
-Showering in jeans, still not cool.
-Naked Bill Paxton.
-Two 16 year old boys having a sleepover? For the weekend? (I don't know about that one)



Bien
-One word: Ogre.
-First to have house serving droid.
-No shortage of boobs in this outing.
-Thriller
-"You got your asses whipped by a bunch of nerds...NERRRRDDDS!!!!!"
-Best use of Queen's "We are the champions".
-I could keep going...

Mal
-I am hard-pressed to find even one negative aspect of the picture, if you have someting to say, well throw down cowboy.

Note - I know the hardcores are screaming "What about My Science Project"!!! Well the main players are a guy and his car, the nerd is only in a supporting role. So the criteria are not met for this discussion.
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
marvel:
Excitement heh, Adventure heh, a pug craves not these things.
Apr 12, 2007
mc_dove:
seriously, did god just assign all of the same interests and hobbies to both of us?
Apr 13, 2007

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