trixilix

Ok, here goes... So today after I finished work I had to go innto town to buy some gel glove things to wear inside my boxing gloves so I stop tearing my knuckles to pieces! It was a simple enough task, but you can never be certain of the actions of others, oe even our own imoulsive nature! This story does have a point so bare with me! So I was just wondering along in my own little world when suddenly a guy stopped me. I didn't know him so it wasn't just like I'd walked past an old friend and blanked them! This guy stood in my way so there was no way I could pass him and he proceeded to say, "Wow I love your hair!" to which I replied, " thanks" But I still was not able to pass him. There was clearly something else he wanted to say, and then this little beauty came out of his mouth, "Do you use Loreal on your hair?" "No, why?" I replied, and again a corker! "Well you're worth it!" After this comment I was allowed to go on my way as I think i embarrased him but bursting out in laughter, but then it got me thinking, I never really thought that 1. anyone would attempt a line like that, and 2. that they actually thought it would work! I mean call me old fashioned but it's the little things that imoress me! Don't try too hard but be attentive, like for example don't tell me you love me, but hold the door open for me! So I would like to know the worst chat up lines you've ever recieved, heard or given to someone!!!

Let me know if there's any worse than this gem a friend told me about, "Hey baby, you're so hot you make the cheese on the end of my dick bubble!" I haven't heard any worse yet, but I got a whole lifetime to wait for one!!!

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