He wants to visit me next month! 
Does anyone know any good sandblasting contractor to deal with the grime in my apartment? Oh and how do I make it so it doesn't look like, as T puts it, I'm gonna hold a teamster's meeting in my dining room. I have no furniture. I have no clothes. I feel fat. My penis is too small.
Ok, I don't have a penis, but you get my drift.
*deep breath* hysteria, done.
I'm ready for you, cowboy, the way I know you'd want me, just the way I am.
Does anyone know any good sandblasting contractor to deal with the grime in my apartment? Oh and how do I make it so it doesn't look like, as T puts it, I'm gonna hold a teamster's meeting in my dining room. I have no furniture. I have no clothes. I feel fat. My penis is too small.
Ok, I don't have a penis, but you get my drift.
*deep breath* hysteria, done.
I'm ready for you, cowboy, the way I know you'd want me, just the way I am.
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