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The SG Boards: a place for assholes to insult assholes for esteem and popularity (with their fellow assholes). Awesome. Even I'm sick of it.
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drstinkypants:
^^ For the record, Stinky didn't pressure nuthin.
Meta just wants deniability cause she didn't like it shocked
meta:
we usually go to the Happy Gnome on Mondays, by the way. little known secret, they've been showing history's greatest short-lived Fox sitcom (Arrested Development) on dvd for a couple months, and um, it's the best thing ever. don't tell your friends!

so uh yeah it might take a bit of convincing/booze/money/hookers to get us to go bowling instead of sitting on our fat asses watchin' the movin' screen.
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If you don't want to hear a funny conversation snippet that infers about my sex life, clicking the spoiler would be a bad idea.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Who's hot for teacher:


(just before she heads off to work)
[17:19] old lover: and, if it helps, do imagine me looking back at you as you ram your thick cock into me from behind, screaming for...
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suicide_earl:
They're not really straight stoner rock, kinda' stoner rock mixed with various other genres. The style's pretty similar, and I've seen them classified as such often enough to justify bunching them together though. surreal

Classifying by genre is overrated anyway.
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As a followup to my last post: I'm ok with not having a social life.
suicide_earl:
Unfortunate. We'll have to make up for that Saturday, won't we?

I've still got half a bottle of Jameson sitting around, for possible consumption after the Pub.
meta:
yeah, I can't not call it VD. it's just so insipid and crawly and pink. kind of like, you know, some kind of disease. of the vagina.
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Being single has never been so good for my social life! I have been invited to several Anti-Valentine's Day parties.

I guess it's not so much being single, but being single and knowing several bitter single women.
necia:
Bitter wimmins are teh hawt.
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Once in a while you stumble upon something you wrote, even just a short while ago, a year, and you remember that you're not just a cynical bastard. There's hope for me yet.
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I want a tank of this in the worst way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9ifZlu6YKk&NR

I'm thinking about buying some. Can you imagine carrying a flask of this stuff? I'd run around school singing me some Barry White. In falsetto.
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Dear Weather,

eeek

Tim
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Pandering hypocrites.

Thread 1: Morrigan says: "OMG, I applied to a World of Warcraft guild so I told them I'm a porn model and showed them my boobies and cunt. I'M SO SHOCKED AND UPSET that women in my guild didn't like me and got me booted! Who cares that I can't get my story straight! Give me more attention!" And so many men tell...
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In life I have no answers, merely questions and best guesses, the former in overwhelming numbers.
necia:
Khakis and polo shirts!

Actually, to be honest, I have no khakis. I just went to Target and picked up a few pairs of the businessy pants in the women's department. And a few pairs of long underwear, because those things are thin as nylons. I wish I had a job where I could wear big, thick Carhartts. But not a construction job. Just a Carhartts job.

I hear finding the answers is overrated. shocked Good luck with the questions, though.
velvetwench:
dear stranger in minnesota,
i was browsing the twin cities posts and saw your name. it reminded me SOO much of my ex-boyfriends name i had to click on it. and lo you have the same birthday as him (if i remember right).

im fairly sure you arent him, as he is someone i think would thump his bible in discust at the very thought... but i just have to ask to be sure so here goes:

you arent originally from southwest minnesota and like 6'7" ish are you?

you didnt have any pictures so i could be sneaky so i have to ask smile

thanks anyway,
one stranger to another.
-mandi-