No- the exercise bike in the new photos is the reason I want D&J's bike. It is from like 1979 and I don't even break a sweat while riding it. Matt likes to ride it when he's drunk though!
Will I be seeing you this weekend?
Holy BALLS it's cold. Those gusts of wind cut through every piece of clothing I wear. I just got in 5 minutes ago, and I'm still waiting for my testicles to descend.
Hey! When are you going to stop by and harrass my work place? Michelle and I want you and Nickola to meet. (Nickola is the female version of you.)
And remember, I work in the drive thru.
Fuck upper respiratory infections. I woke up so dehydrated that my kidneys hurt. I was spared the worst of it for finals, luckily, but I'll be damned if there's anything dignified about having your body coopted as a mucus farm.
Even though you aren't a very good pimp.
I'm pretty sure I'm worth way more than 18 cents.