faeryrocious:
Aww...well, I still think you're supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 
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hor:
Exciting!
Exciting!
faeryrocious:
Go Curly! Go Curly!
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darkjuan:
I don't get it... 
joker_:
Thank you.
Reason to envy the fairer sex #342:
If a woman shaves before a date and botches the job, it's no problem. She can wear nylons to cover it up and still look sexy. Technically, I can do the same thing, but then I have to convince my lady that yes, robbing a liquor store is a fun date.
HOLY FUCKING BALLS it's cold! The metal...
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If a woman shaves before a date and botches the job, it's no problem. She can wear nylons to cover it up and still look sexy. Technically, I can do the same thing, but then I have to convince my lady that yes, robbing a liquor store is a fun date.
HOLY FUCKING BALLS it's cold! The metal...
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Soooo...Olivia got engaged. I found out in one of those fun sitcom-y conversations of
"Oh my god, are you ok?"
-"Why wouldn't I be?"
"Olivia and Charlie got engaged."
-"...You know I never would have found out if you hadn't said so, right?"
I'm going to enjoy my time of emotional numbness while it lasts.
"Oh my god, are you ok?"
-"Why wouldn't I be?"
"Olivia and Charlie got engaged."
-"...You know I never would have found out if you hadn't said so, right?"
I'm going to enjoy my time of emotional numbness while it lasts.
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suicide_earl:
On the end of the spectrum that says "Remind me... I'll buy you a beer or three on Saturday, and lend an ear if you feel the need to vent"
faeryrocious:
*big hugs*
Rock climbing just kicked my ass. My arms are so weak it's a struggle to zip my pants. 
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joker_:
That isn't a job. It is for fun
dovanna:
It's not that Lance Armstrong is cute, it's that he only has one ball. And a dude who can still bag hot chics and kick French ass (in bicycle terms) with one ball deserves some respect.
Dear hairline,
I looked in the mirror yesterday. I saw what you're planning. Perhaps you haven't noticed, but the economy is in the shitter right now. One recession at a time, please.
Sincerly,
Curly Thinning-haired God
P.S. To the already ginormous canker sore that just started this morning: you're a dick, and I'm in no mood to tolerate your kind. This afternoon I'm going to...
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I looked in the mirror yesterday. I saw what you're planning. Perhaps you haven't noticed, but the economy is in the shitter right now. One recession at a time, please.
Sincerly,
Curly Thinning-haired God
P.S. To the already ginormous canker sore that just started this morning: you're a dick, and I'm in no mood to tolerate your kind. This afternoon I'm going to...
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dovanna:
I don't know, I woke up.
hor:
Thanks for the bday wishes. Your ninjas were no match for Pearl Jam.
Thanks for the bday wishes. Your ninjas were no match for Pearl Jam.
I have got to remember that my jokes suck when I'm depressed.
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faeryrocious:
We didn't win anything- well, atleast I didn't...she stayed later than Matt and I, so she may have won something.
I just made salsa for the first time in my life, and I've learned that I really should moisturize my hands.
Also, wear gloves while making salsa.
Also, wear gloves while making salsa.
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faeryrocious:
When making salsa
#1. Lube hands.
#2. Apply gloves
#3. Enjoy!
#1. Lube hands.
#2. Apply gloves
#3. Enjoy!
dovanna:
Multiplayer Castle Crashers is awesome! I played with a friend of mine a bit before getting an xbox. I haven't tried it online yet though. Do you have it?
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hor:
Some people have issues with open flames.
vintage651:
I wonder what it would look like if he played some Morton Feldman.