The best part about spending Christmas alone is that you can still go to the store and buy enough food for a family, and there's no one to stop you from digging in two days early.
It's not an eating disorder, by the way; it's gluttony.
    
  It's not an eating disorder, by the way; it's gluttony.
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  Want to join us?
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  Don't sound so enthused.
