So I finally went out and bought two vegan cookbooks:
http://www.amazon.com/Veganomicon-Ultimate-Isa-Chandra-Moskowitz/...
http://www.amazon.com/Vegan-Vengeance-Delicious-Animal-Free-Recipes/...
Phase One is complete. With some supplies, some kitchen organization, and luck against accidentally blending valued appendages, it will be within my power to cook a real meal, i.e. not lentils, lemon juice, and curry powder. Also, these books have huge sections on cakes and pastries; I will seduce the ladies in the style I know best: GHB with baked treats.
http://www.amazon.com/Veganomicon-Ultimate-Isa-Chandra-Moskowitz/...
http://www.amazon.com/Vegan-Vengeance-Delicious-Animal-Free-Recipes/...
Phase One is complete. With some supplies, some kitchen organization, and luck against accidentally blending valued appendages, it will be within my power to cook a real meal, i.e. not lentils, lemon juice, and curry powder. Also, these books have huge sections on cakes and pastries; I will seduce the ladies in the style I know best: GHB with baked treats.
henjin0:
ack...I completely forgot you've gone vegetable when I offered you a corndog last night. Sorry 
faeryrocious:
But you till take some "meat" orally- and anally for that matter.