Fuck conditional apologies. "If I did X, then I'm sorry."
No, fuck you. If I believe your patronizing ass, then I accept your apology. Just say no to conditional apologies. The Vatican pulled the "if" thing with the Holocaust, and no one was impressed. Don't think you can get away with shit the Pope can't. "Sorry" is quite possibly the most perfect (yeah, that's right, I said most perfect) sentence fragment in existence; summon the intestinal fortitude suffocating beneath your ego and use it.
No, fuck you. If I believe your patronizing ass, then I accept your apology. Just say no to conditional apologies. The Vatican pulled the "if" thing with the Holocaust, and no one was impressed. Don't think you can get away with shit the Pope can't. "Sorry" is quite possibly the most perfect (yeah, that's right, I said most perfect) sentence fragment in existence; summon the intestinal fortitude suffocating beneath your ego and use it.
suicide_earl:
If I made a conditional apology and pissed you off, I'm sorry.