Dear hairline,
I looked in the mirror yesterday. I saw what you're planning. Perhaps you haven't noticed, but the economy is in the shitter right now. One recession at a time, please.
Sincerly,
Curly Thinning-haired God
P.S. To the already ginormous canker sore that just started this morning: you're a dick, and I'm in no mood to tolerate your kind. This afternoon I'm going to go to the drug store, and then I'm going to choke your ass with every silly-named OTC they have.
I looked in the mirror yesterday. I saw what you're planning. Perhaps you haven't noticed, but the economy is in the shitter right now. One recession at a time, please.
Sincerly,
Curly Thinning-haired God
P.S. To the already ginormous canker sore that just started this morning: you're a dick, and I'm in no mood to tolerate your kind. This afternoon I'm going to go to the drug store, and then I'm going to choke your ass with every silly-named OTC they have.
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Thanks for the bday wishes. Your ninjas were no match for Pearl Jam.