tritone

(just before she heads off to work)
[17:19] old lover: and, if it helps, do imagine me looking back at you as you ram your thick cock into me from behind, screaming for it harder, begging for more, grinning and asking if that's the best you can do?
[17:20] Me: fuck you harder, fuck you harder, a hair yank and a good slap for your insolence, and from then on i rail you with a nice thumb in your ass.
[17:20] old lover: oh. my. god.
[17:21] old lover: i don't think i can teach about past tense right now