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Once in a while you stumble upon something you wrote, even just a short while ago, a year, and you remember that you're not just a cynical bastard. There's hope for me yet.
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I want a tank of this in the worst way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9ifZlu6YKk&NR

I'm thinking about buying some. Can you imagine carrying a flask of this stuff? I'd run around school singing me some Barry White. In falsetto.
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Dear Weather,

eeek

Tim
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Pandering hypocrites.

Thread 1: Morrigan says: "OMG, I applied to a World of Warcraft guild so I told them I'm a porn model and showed them my boobies and cunt. I'M SO SHOCKED AND UPSET that women in my guild didn't like me and got me booted! Who cares that I can't get my story straight! Give me more attention!" And so many men tell...
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In life I have no answers, merely questions and best guesses, the former in overwhelming numbers.
necia:
Khakis and polo shirts!

Actually, to be honest, I have no khakis. I just went to Target and picked up a few pairs of the businessy pants in the women's department. And a few pairs of long underwear, because those things are thin as nylons. I wish I had a job where I could wear big, thick Carhartts. But not a construction job. Just a Carhartts job.

I hear finding the answers is overrated. shocked Good luck with the questions, though.
velvetwench:
dear stranger in minnesota,
i was browsing the twin cities posts and saw your name. it reminded me SOO much of my ex-boyfriends name i had to click on it. and lo you have the same birthday as him (if i remember right).

im fairly sure you arent him, as he is someone i think would thump his bible in discust at the very thought... but i just have to ask to be sure so here goes:

you arent originally from southwest minnesota and like 6'7" ish are you?

you didnt have any pictures so i could be sneaky so i have to ask smile

thanks anyway,
one stranger to another.
-mandi-
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Yay for "it's not so bad." My chem teacher, while not happy with me over the last week or two, has assured me that if I get an A on the final, I get an A in the class. I may have an out with my English prof, and I will be talking to my math teacher next. Math will be hardest, but knowing I...
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Bloody hell.

I'm late on a paper about anorexia. I should be able to do it in my sleep; too bad sleep has sucked. Chem's tolerable, but I can't fuck up this next test or I'll lose my A. I had an A in my writing class, but the late paper, and now another late assignment because of it...is no good, is no good. Math,...
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suicide_earl:
Rollergirls are go!

Just let me know the plan, are you going to be at home, or at the 'rents?
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I'm gone until Sunday, out to visit family in California. Have fun, wherever you're going to be. Remember: no vomiting, and no stabbing relatives.
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suicide_earl:


Plus my extended Family Equals Win.
suicide_earl:
Justin!?!?

I was actually talking about Alyssia.
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In her junior or senior year at the U of M, one of my exes (english major) had a regular study group at a local bar during happy hour. This sounds like the perfect way to study. Okay, maybe sobriety might help, but I know I'd study more often.

This is your Thought of the Day, Nov. 16th.
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Don't fail me, my minions: I need a topic for a 7 page (doublespaced) paper, with a thesis falling somewhere within the broad realm of death, eating disorders, or binge drinking. I have a week to research and write it. Worse, I seem to have impressed the teacher; he's going to expect a lot from me. Let this be a lesson: never first, never last,...
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