He's short, quiet, but has a huge presence,
He's the savior of both nobles and peasants.
When the princess is kidnapped and Hyrule in in danger
Everything rides on the success of this one ranger.
He's been referred to as small and possibly a dwarf,
But, to his credit, everyone is smaller when fighting Ganondorf.
However, this has never stopped him or hurt his drive....
Read More
They're pink, round, and have goofy smiles
And get really cool tails if you wait a while.
They've been known to fight, but usually they chill
Out and lay back. For relaxation they get their fill.
Still people catch them and make them fight
Each other and other monsters until they knock out their lights.
It's OK though, they actually enjoy it
As they gain...
Read More
Created in a lab to be a punching machine,
This small animal that's red and mean.
He was made to defeat a hero to all,
But in the end it was his creator that did fall.
The hero became a friend to the mean machine,
And, now seeing the joys of heroics, the animal went clean.
For most of the series, he's been friends with...
Read More
You never see him do it, but you can still tell
By the way he looks, talks, and probably smells.
This guy does a whole lot of weed,
Almost as if it were his one true need.
He likes to eat food all the time.
He'll even eat dog food all the time.
A man has got to eat when a man's gotta eat,
No...
Read More
Orlais is a weird place, much different than surrounding lands.
The east is quite civilized while the west is mostly sand.
The Circle of Magi is very different too,
They want to keep the circle intact, an option held by few.
The first enchanter even joins the Inquisition
To give them the aid of her royal position.
She's a pretty good mage as well,
She...
Read More
Armed with a shovel, he travels the land
foiling schemes that evil has planned.
He has fought and defeated several kinds of knights
In epic, complicated, and amazing boss fights.
He also does a job here and there
To show the people he is nice and does care
About them and their towns, he wants to keep them secure
Just as much as he wants...
Read More
He was a patient at Arkham until his great escape,
Far before the existence of the man in the black cape.
He used electroshock therapy to fry the minds of men,
And to get desired results he had to do it again and again.
But third times the charm it would seem,
And with success he left Arkham in his two man team.
Electricity i...
Read More
Few things are as strong as a father's love for his little girl.
In the ugly-clam world, she is a pearl.
This man's job was to be a dad,
But later become free to be a good guy or bad.
Whatever his choice, his mission is the same:
Find his daughter, his "little sister" before the end of the game.
He lost her when he...
Read More