A skinny elf with tattoos made of magic dust,
Carrying a large weapon to accommodate his blood-lust.
Once a slave to an evil mage,
He's now free of his metaphorical cage.
He hunts his master as his master hunts him,
Both have a lot of power, so either's success is slim,
He like the Qunari and their conqueror ways,
But he's had to kill them...
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He is a killer of thousands of men,
And I'm absolutely certain he will kill again.
His origin is mysterious and unknown,
whether a culmination of darkness, or in a lab grown.
He's in a band with a guy that likes to hang,
The wizard, dragon-slayer: Danny Sexbang.
A soldier of the shadows with no value for life,
Armed with a guitar, keyboard, and a...
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A group of dangerous baddies that love to do crime,
With, mostly, black hair and skin the color of lime.
They fight the Powerpuff girls, which is kinda strange.
Living in a scrapyard, their only power would be the power of mange.
The leader wears glasses and is hard to miss,
Then there is the skinny one that likes to hiss,
Then there is the...
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It's a horrible item, but also a last resort,
To save a pretty woman that Rick still wants to court.
So Rick will put it on to save two lives.
And now bones stick out of his arms like organic knives.
Rick and his "friend" bury beasts in the mud,
And the horror artifact will feed off their blood.
With unlimited blood comes unlimited power...
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They come when humanity is in it's final hour,
When the world is corrupted and most souls are sour.
They bring an end to the sinning of man,
And initiate the next phase of God's plan.
When the water is contaminated with horrible disease,
It will make crops fail and spoil the trees.
When food is scarce, people will war and kill,
Gaining food or...
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It can be soft, it can be flat,
It can also be incredibly fat.
Everyone has one, even animals like mice,
And while can be dirty, some think they're really nice
Sometimes they are regarded highly, put up on a shelf.
Sometimes it one for itself!
Then you'd usually find it on a farm,
Because of it's kick that can cause a lot of harm....
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He wants to be a pirate, but he has a long way to go,
If you want to captain a ship, you first have to learn to row
Your boat, flash your sword, and use your fantastic wit.
Whatever makes a man a natural buccaneer, this guy doesn't have it.
Sure he tries, and often succeeds, that I will give him,
But it's all been...
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Taller than a skyscraper and older than the earth,
A being so mysterious that we know nothing of its birth.
It goes from galaxy to galaxy to stay sustained,
It consumes a lot, almost nothing has remained.
Mostly, it's not personal, it' just natural predation,
Small creatures are eaten by bigger ones, and he can eat a nation.
It sends out a surveyor to see...
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