A peculiar man that can read your mind,
But he doesn't go around sharing secrets, he's far too kind.
He wears a funny hat and interesting clothes
And hair covering the top of his face except for his nose.
In the Dragon Age, meeting a good spirit is beyond rare,
And even when people do, most don't care.
Spirits are usually written off as demons...
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He was born on earth, but he lives in space,
He makes a living going place to place
Doing odd jobs and, sometimes, being a good guy,
Either way he does his deed and takes to the sky.
He's got good gadgets and knows how to fire a gun,
While most heroes dislike fighting, he finds it fun.
He works with a group of crime...
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He's a foolish idiot, but charming in his own way.
He can be clueless, but often knows the right thing to say.
Lover of the ladies, he lives to win their favors.
He doesn't really have a type, he loves all the flavors.
From location to location, he does his best to charm the women.
He gives them gift for reward and then does it...
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Like a phoenix, he dies just to comeback again.
He is extremely tall and as strong as multiple men.
He waits in the catacombs waiting for intruders to cross his path,
Then he comes out of nowhere and unleashes his wrath.
His head is the key to his revival,
And keeps him safe and ensures his survival.
He places barbed-wire traps to keep his victim...
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He went to prison for murder, one he says he didn't do,
But no one knows or seems to care if that's true.
Well, even if he wasn't before, he is now
Since he slaughtered some guy like he was a cow.
It was in a hot shower so the fog covered-up the crime
And the memory hasn't dulled with time.
Was it a dream,...
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He's a good little guy with a funny hat,
Or maybe that's his head, it's hard to imagine that.
He's helpful to a famous plumber going from castle to castle,
Giving him important information to get through the hassle.
He's a follower of a princess who is a real fine peach,
He follows her every where from the castle to the beach.
Except when the...
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Four arms, clawed hands, and long hair covering her face.
She is no more horrifying than anything else in that place.
A world gone dark and completely crazy,
So now is not the time to relax and be lazy.
Especially with her crawling like a demon out of hell,
Covered in evil and emitting a rotten smell.
Bullets hurt her like they hurt your own...
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A trained assassin and gun for hire
That always gets the best use of his gunfire.
Pretty much any weapon he uses will have pin-point accuracy.
His self-hate keeps motivating him to be the best killer he can be.
He's traveled many places and has shot even more men,
He doesn't feel remorse for killing people, that's his employer's sin.
Ha can kill a man...
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Turned to snowmen by a fire mage
Who then kidnapped a princess and put her in a cage.
Now they must fight fire with snow,
Catch enemies in balls and making them go.
To rescue the princess they must climb a tower
And go up against enemies that are colorful and sour.
Occasionally a boss will get in their way,
But they are usually defeated...
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First a truck, then a man,
No one transforms like he can.
He came to earth years ago
To defeat an enemy we did not know
Anything about, we accepted his help gladly.
Which was smart because we needed his help badly.
He wasn't alone, he brought friends with him too,
Like Iron Hide and Bumble Bee to name a few.
Together they travel the...
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