They re good at helping us get hammered,
But also keep us confined when we're put in the slammer.
When made of chocolate, they can be quite tasty
And when vertical are danced on by girls wearing pasties.
When we were young, they were a toy.
On the playground, they would be traversed by every girl and boy.
We use them for many good things, but they are very easily bad.
If your face encountered one, you would get quite sad.
With Bent ends, it's a tool to open many doors,
That can also be used to leave an attacker on the floor.
You seem them a lot, you just don't stop and stare,
What is this object that is almost everywhere?