A hero of Earthrealm, one of the last.
Has ultimate power and moves that are fast.
He does his best to keep balance, defeat conquering beasts.
Of all the realms and lands, to stop their blood feasts.
He's fought armies of evil, a conquering warlord,
A princess without a crown, and a ninja without a sword.
He even fought the man that was once his best friend,
That fight ended tragically, with an early end
For the man that was a hero and deserved better.
Now the hero has no friends, and his hands get wetter.
He's always there to stop our world from being torn asunder.
Who is this miser-filled elder god of thunder?