Pandora is hell, but Helios is worse.
A raider uses guns, a business man uses his purse.
The Vice-Executive Janitor is different, however,
Ready to get his hands dirty, going where you should never.
He went down to Pandora with nothing but cash,
And luck, a lot of luck, that kept him from being ash.
Ten-million makes one target, and targets die or flee.
But it will all be worth it if they can get the vault key.
Then the janitor can return, and get all the glory.
But something came up; it's actually a funny story.
Missteps don't just set you back, on Pandora you die when you fail.
Who is this Protagonist of a Borderland's tale?