This guy will never stop telling stories. Remarkable, isn't it?
All this time, all those adventures, and he remembers all that shit.
The time he went into the deep roads and found a cursed idol,
The time the Qunari threatened everything Kirkwall held vital.
The moment the Mages and Templars started the war,
And the time a Maker-sent hero was found in ruins on the floor.
Even with all these memories, he has time to write the occasional book,
Stories so good that most of Thedas say they're hooked.
He may be a rogue, but he can be trusted
To help innocent people survive and bad guys get busted.
He may be incredibly short, but he's much too swift to be slow.
WHo is this cool dwarf with a crossbow?