A dog that's a fan of the sauce
And when someone gives a ball a good toss.
He has white fur, a red collar, and a black nose,
He hangs out in society, but wears no clothes.
He dates all the beautiful women he sees,
Which is weird considering they're a different species.
However, it's a cartoon, so it's considered normal,
Plus he's smarter than most men, and twice as formal.
He doesn't believe in God even though his friend
Once caused the 10 plagues, and almost caused his son's end.
For a white dog, he can be pretty fly.
Who is man's best friend to this Family Guy?