It's a horrible item, but also a last resort,
To save a pretty woman that Rick still wants to court.
So Rick will put it on to save two lives.
And now bones stick out of his arms like organic knives.
Rick and his "friend" bury beasts in the mud,
And the horror artifact will feed off their blood.
With unlimited blood comes unlimited power
And they'll need it all fighting gods so sour.
Together, Rick and the item fill monsters with dread,
And that can continue if Rick doesn't lose his head.
It attracts blood and gore like lightning to a rod.
Who is this very old, very funny god?