It can be soft, it can be flat,
It can also be incredibly fat.
Everyone has one, even animals like mice,
And while can be dirty, some think they're really nice
Sometimes they are regarded highly, put up on a shelf.
Sometimes it one for itself!
Then you'd usually find it on a farm,
Because of it's kick that can cause a lot of harm.
Sometimes people turn into one, and that's really sad,
Because they go around all day just being bad.
This is really simple no need to pout,
Get off yours and tell me what I'm riddling about!