He's loud and annoying and his voice drives people crazy,
Not to mention, in a world of chaos, he can be kinda lazy.
He tell his "minions" where to go and what to kill,
And in return, they get some money and improved skill.
He's not liked, but he's not worth the bullet to kill him,
Especially when there are other ways to kill that are much more grim.
There is flame and corrosion to melt men's faces,
And shock and explosive to shower gore in many places.
Grenades and barrels also work pretty good,
Or he can just catch-a-ride on your cars hood.
Who is this machine that's too hard to slap,
And never-ever seems to shut his trap?