An alright friend and singer of a band,
He lives and plays music in a wondrous land
Called Toronto, Which is a bit North of New York.
He works at a vegan restaurant, so no eggs, beef, or pork.
He has a friend named Scott, who's a childish guy,
But he's still his friend and doesn't want to see him die.
So he supports Scott in his fight for true-love,
Even when death is flying from left, right, and above.
Now our lead singer dated this really mean girl,
Who was caustic, a bit evil, and made men hurl.
A dude that's named after a big Rock Star,
Who is this guy that only gets gigs at a bar?