A fanged fiend with a bad "catitude",
That's always hungry, greedy, and rude.
He loves tuna like he loves aggression.
Every act of violence is one more step in his progression.
He has two "friends", a dog and a man,
But he alienates them because they are not part of his clan.
They do not understand his complex nature,
Or the beauty that is his nomenclature.
They just see his outside, a small, violent jerk,
One that never smiles, not even a smirk.
A pocket-destroyer armed with a bat,
Who is this peculiar cat?